Hello, is I there?
I? Who is I?
I'm searching for an I.
Oh, I! I is not available right now.
What, you've run out of I?
Yes. My apologies. Would you like an eye instead?
Why, I already have an eye. It's an I I'm looking for.
Oh. An I. Well, we no longer have I's over here.
As a matter of fact, this I thing is quite urgent. Do you happen to know where can I get an I?
Uh, there are mirrors, you can try them.
I've tried. Didn't find it.
And water? I hear of a lot of them who see themselves in the water. Maybe it can work for an I?
It does – but you have to have an I first.
Oh. I see.
Excuse me, what did you say?
I said I see.
Can I have that?
What? Eye? I thought you said you already have one.
No, I.
Well, we don't have that.
You've just used it!
I?
Right now! You did that again! I want that I!
Well, you just did too, even twice. But we don't have it.
We don't, eh?
We don't.
O.K. Maybe I'll have you instead.
You is fine.
How much do you charge?
As much as you like.
Why, I don't have much. I'm still saving it for the I.
Give me what you're willing to spend.
I will.
And so will I.
Die.